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nu am mai postat de vreo 3 luni...oricum vreau sa va anunt ca nu am patit nimic, nu m'a lovit nici o masina, nu am dat peste nici o maladie grava...totul este in regula..doar ca mii lene! \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eKeep comming :\u003e inca vreau sa'i arat lu' \u003ca href\u003d\"http://blogulucostel.com\"\u003eLush\u003c/a\u003e ca fac PR mai mare ca el fara sa postez nimic ;)))\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-6484416386859953284?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/6484416386859953284/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d6484416386859953284\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6484416386859953284"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6484416386859953284"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/10/ahh-da.html","title":"ahh da!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-239498704251592120"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-29T15:30:00.005+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-29T15:52:35.066+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"di' pi' net"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Deci, cea mai tare chestie ever!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Si sa mai adaug un subiect in categoria \"di'pi'net\"..fiti atetnti ce l'am descoperit pe  un tip care a rupt relatia cu prietena sa si deschide un thread pe un forum in care zice asa:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e    \u003cblockquote\u003eCand un baiat si o fata incheie o relatie, trebuiesc inapoiate cadourile? Ce parere aveti? Mie mi se pare normal, din momentul in care ai investit timp, bani si sentimente in acea relatie macar partea financiara sa ti-o recuperezi ca sa nu iesi cu totul in pierdere.\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eUn dude spune: \u003cblockquote\u003eCea mai mare penibilitate auzita saptamana asta. Cum sa ceri mah cadourile facute fetei inapoi?\u003cbr /\u003eMadre de Dios, daca mai sunt d-astia ca tine, nu ma mir ca femeile cred ca suntem niste porci.\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDude'ul cu inima ranita stie matematica si spune: \u003cblockquote\u003eCum de ce? Ptr. ca am suferit si o pierdere financiara, pe langa una emotionala!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDeci...facusem mai demult un calcul cam cat investisem in ea, in cadouri si alte cheltuieli adiacente:\u003cbr /\u003e-o adaptor bluetooth ptr computer 30RON\u003cbr /\u003e-un ursulet de plus 20RON\u003cbr /\u003e-un film pe DVD 30RON\u003cbr /\u003e-o carte 30 RON\u003cbr /\u003e-o pereche de chiloti 10RON\u003cbr /\u003e-facut cinste cam o data la 2 sapt cu un suc, sau altceva -cam 5Ron*20 de ori\u003d100RON\u003cbr /\u003e-un avort -100RON(pe asta nu am inteles de ce a trebuit sa-l platesc eu...dar in fine...nu am zis nimic ptr. ca o apucasera istericalele)\u003cbr /\u003e-cateva zeci de prezervative-50 RON\u003cbr /\u003e-scos o data la pizza impreuna cu niste prietene de ale ei -40RON\u003cbr /\u003e-cumparat ciocolata, suc si alte de-ale gurii cand venea la mine acasa(5RON*50\u003d250RON)\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHai sa zicem cu alte chestii de care nu imi aduc aminte ca se ridica totul pe la 700-800RON ptr. un an de relatie.\u003cbr /\u003eEa in schimb mi-a dat un medalion, un mouse de computer, niste chestii aromatice si alte cateva maruntisuri care se ridica la maxim 30RON si nu prea mi-au folosit la nimic.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDupa aceste cheltuieli m-am ales cu sex cam de 2-3 ori pe sapt. si o felatie pe sapt(adica cu totul am obtinut in medie 150 de partide de sex si vreo 70 de felatii). In general am iesit mai ieftin cu aceasta prietena decat daca ma duceam la curve de pilda, deci hai sa zicem investitia nu a fost chiar asa de rea.\u003cbr /\u003eDar dupa ce am aflat ca m-a inselat, m-am gandit sa iau si celelalte chestii pe care i le-am dat(ursuletul, cartea, DVD-ul,etc.) ptr. ca valoreaza mai mult si sunt mai folositoare decat lucrurile pe care mi le-a dat ea mie. Mi se pare logic!\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDude'ul inca isi mai aminteste: \u003cblockquote\u003eDeci... ea a fost in ultima faza a relatiei cam rece cu mine, ptr. ca ma insela atunci cu altcineva.\u003cbr /\u003eNu ne mai vazusem o sapt si pe urma m-a anuntat pe mess. ca relatia noastra s-a terminat.\u003cbr /\u003eLa inceput am refuzat sa accept asta...dar pana la urma i-am zis cam asa:\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Deci asta e? S-a terminat totul?\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Da\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Se pare ca trebuie sa iti dau inapoi cadourile deci...\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Ce cadouri?\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Alea care mi le-ai dat: medalionul,etc.\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Pastreaza-le, nu le vreau.\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Si ma astept ca si tu sa imi dai inapoi cadourile mele!\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Nici nu mai stiu pe unde sunt. Si nu am chef sa le caut.\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Vreau totul inapoi!!! Ursuletul, cartea, dvd-ul, chilotii,etc!\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Ia stai putin. Ce chiloti?\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Ai uitat cand ne-am dus in magazinul ala? Si ti-au placut chilotii aia? Si eu ti-am dat bani sa ii cumperi. Deci practic sunt ai mei! Ii vreau inapoi.\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Pai am sute! Nici nu mai stiu care sunt.\u003cbr /\u003eEu: Nu-i nimic. Eu tin minte foarte bine. Vin la tine acasa, ne uitam printre ei si mi-i iau!\u003cbr /\u003eEa: Nu ! esti nebun!\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003esi acum dati'va si voi cu parerea :\u003e\u003cbr /\u003ear trebui sau nu inapoiate caodurile, eu zic NU...voi ?\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-239498704251592120?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/239498704251592120/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d239498704251592120\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"26 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/239498704251592120"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/239498704251592120"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/06/deci-cea-mai-tare-chestie-ever.html","title":"Deci, cea mai tare chestie ever!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"26"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-7601648902316536344"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-27T13:16:00.003+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-27T13:18:47.160+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"di' pi' net"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"R.I.O - Shine on"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cscript type\u003d\"text/javascript\" language\u003d\"javascript\" src\u003d\"http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed-audio/dekkay/cba55f2a9430fa\"\u003e\u003c/script\u003e\u003cscript type\u003d\"text/javascript\" language\u003d\"javascript\"\u003eshow_cba55f2a9430fa(448, 46);\u003c/script\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eR.I.O. - Shine On (Original Mix)\u003c/strong\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.trilulilu.ro/audio/Muzica\" title\u003d\"Muzica\"\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-7601648902316536344?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/7601648902316536344/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d7601648902316536344\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/7601648902316536344"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/7601648902316536344"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/06/showcba55f2a9430fa448-46-r.html","title":"R.I.O - Shine on"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-1836811522982331199"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-26T12:21:00.004+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-26T12:26:11.660+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"c'asa zic io"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Greu frate, greu"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Bine ati venit la prima lectie din ciclul \"E greu sa traiesti in Romania\" ! Eu sunt gazda lectiei de astazi si, dat fiind faptul ca e doar prima lectie dintr-un sir al dracului de lung, astazi o sa prezentam doar faptele. Ieri, o pasarela de pe DN1 a cazut, datorita unui sofer de tir absolut copac, care circula pe DN1 cu bascula ridicata, 1 tanara a murit, alti 2 sunt acu la terapie intensiva. Tot ieri, parlamentarii minunatei noastre tari, au votat o lege prin care obliga posturile radio si tv sa dea in egala masura stiri negative si pozitive. Aceste 2 lucruri coroborate, mi se par a fi total idioate. Parintii vostri, sau chiar voi, platiti la stat o cisterna de taxe, iar pe banii vostri, parlamentarii voteaza legi tampite, \"se constluiesc elemente de infrastructula\", care nu \"e bune\"...tinerii romani, care au avut norocul sa termine liceul, in ciuda experimentelor care au fost facute pe ei, acu dau bacul din subiecte care nici macar nu sunt in programa + bolnavii nostri au mai multe sanse de vindecare dak dau spaga la medici, sau daca emigreaza in Tanzania + oameni nevinovati infunda puscariile romaniei pentru ca sistemul juridic e la pamant si pentru ca oameni ca Omar Haysam, nu pot sa suporte regimul de detentie....\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-1836811522982331199?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/1836811522982331199/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d1836811522982331199\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1836811522982331199"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1836811522982331199"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/06/greu-frate-greu.html","title":"Greu frate, greu"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-4798404430248059608"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-26T00:44:00.002+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-26T00:55:40.201+03:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Ne schimbam ...din nou"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Da! nu scriu mai nimic pe blog, dar ma bucur ca stiu sa'mi schimb designul :P Asa ca dak aveti probleme cu instalarea de noi templat'uri, credeti'ma ca de cate ori mi'am schimbat pana acum template'ul sunt deja \"AS\" in a face astfel de lucruri :) \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSper ca pe parcurs sa mai trec si la postat cate ceva :\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-4798404430248059608?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/4798404430248059608/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d4798404430248059608\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/4798404430248059608"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/4798404430248059608"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/06/ne-schimbam-din-nou.html","title":"Ne schimbam ...din nou"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-1254433948527158592"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-18T16:03:00.002+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-18T16:04:15.165+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"di' pi' net"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"FEMEIA: ELEMENT CHIMIC"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Greutate moleculara - se cunosc mai multi izotopi incepand cu 40\u003cbr /\u003ekg. si terminand cu 100 kg., izotopi numiti \"batoze\". Cei mai\u003cbr /\u003eraspanditi sunt sunt cei de 55 kg., denumiti si \"doamne dine\" si cei\u003cbr /\u003ede 65 kg., \"dame cu forme pline\".\u003cbr /\u003e    Raspandire - este foarte raspandita atat in stare libera cat si in\u003cbr /\u003ecombinatii, mai ales cu posesori de celulare.\u003cbr /\u003e    Preparase -  la inceputul lumii se prepara din coaste dar cu\u003cbr /\u003etimpu' , si prin evolutie, se obtin numai din greseala.\u003cbr /\u003e    Proprietati fizice - se gaseste in starile:\u003cbr /\u003e    -amorfa          -pana la 16 ani\u003cbr /\u003e    -cristlina        - intre 16-30 de ani\u003cbr /\u003e    -gelatinoasa  - intre 30-45 de ani\u003cbr /\u003e    -stafidie             - peste 45 de ani\u003cbr /\u003e    Mai rar apare si in acea stare numita \"mumie\". Atat elementul\u003cbr /\u003e\"cristalin \" cat si cel \"gelatinos\" fierb la cea mai mica atingere si\u003cbr /\u003ese topesc cand sunt tratate in mod deosebit.\u003cbr /\u003e    In general elementul este dulce, cu timpu' se acreste si devine\u003cbr /\u003eamar si apoi dureros. prin lovire scoare niste sunete ascutite si\u003cbr /\u003easurzitoare.\u003cbr /\u003e    Proprietati chimice - are mai multe valente, din care cauza se\u003cbr /\u003ecombina usor. In stare libera ataca inima iar in stare compusa ficatul\u003cbr /\u003esi punga. Manifesta o deosebita atractie pentru metale si pietre\u003cbr /\u003eprietioase. Este ezploziv in tramvai; acest lucru se poate evita prin\u003cbr /\u003etransportul cu limuzina. Devine inert doar cand este transportat cu\u003cbr /\u003ecarul murtuar.\u003cbr /\u003e    Intrebuintare - bucatarie, dormitor e.t.c. In stare gelatinoasa\u003cbr /\u003eeste iritant, iar in stare stafidie este de-a dreptul enervant. Se\u003cbr /\u003eutilizeaza accidental la perpetuarea speciei umane.\u003cbr /\u003e    Indicatii si recomandari - se recomanda mentinerea in palme si mai\u003cbr /\u003eales in pumni.\u003cbr /\u003e    A se agata inainte de intrbuintare; in stare cristalina se poate\u003cbr /\u003eutiliza atat la lumina, cat si la intuneric, cu oarecare argumente. In\u003cbr /\u003estare gelatinoasa,  idem cu cea cristalina, iar in cea stafidie, NUMAI\u003cbr /\u003ela intuneric (in lipsa de altceva)!\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-1254433948527158592?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/1254433948527158592/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d1254433948527158592\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1254433948527158592"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1254433948527158592"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/06/femeia-element-chimic_18.html","title":"FEMEIA: ELEMENT CHIMIC"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-6928004245365549755"},"published":{"$t":"2008-05-27T12:00:00.003+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-05-27T12:06:01.525+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"studenteste"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Studentzeste!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://bp2.blogger.com/_iDkfaxgjb4o/SDvNy7rW--I/AAAAAAAAACI/6jXisEzMUKc/s1600-h/DSC00104.JPG\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src\u003d\"http://bp2.blogger.com/_iDkfaxgjb4o/SDvNy7rW--I/AAAAAAAAACI/6jXisEzMUKc/s400/DSC00104.JPG\" border\u003d\"0\" alt\u003d\"\"id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204980069253446626\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eCam asa se combina o gasca nebuna si strada Piezisa :) Ce se intampla de fapt :)\u003cbr /\u003eSe iasa de la examen, se coboara pe Piezisa, pe la una din terase se cauta o masa libera :) ne instalam si cateva ore mai tarziu avem grija ca masa respectiva sa ajunga ca in imaginea de mai sus :) Vreau sa spun ca e grozav sa fii student cu conditia sa stii sa fii student :) Sincer eu nu prea stiu.... A stii, a fii student inseamna a stii sa ai parte si de distractie si de scoala...mie nu imi place doar partea cu distractia asa ca ..ehh :)) nu conteaza :P Ideea e ca timpul trece foarte repede...PROFITATI!\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-6928004245365549755?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/6928004245365549755/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d6928004245365549755\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6928004245365549755"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6928004245365549755"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/05/studentzeste.html","title":"Studentzeste!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://bp2.blogger.com/_iDkfaxgjb4o/SDvNy7rW--I/AAAAAAAAACI/6jXisEzMUKc/s72-c/DSC00104.JPG","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-1727177614882415867"},"published":{"$t":"2008-05-25T21:44:00.001+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-05-25T21:44:54.876+03:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"LoOoL"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ca onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://softman.tfm.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ursus.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"float:left; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;\" src\u003d\"http://softman.tfm.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ursus.jpg\" border\u003d\"0\" alt\u003d\"\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHoinarind pe internet am gasit aceasta imagine :)) loool...va las pe voi sa comentati :)\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-1727177614882415867?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/1727177614882415867/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d1727177614882415867\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"5 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1727177614882415867"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1727177614882415867"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/05/loool.html","title":"LoOoL"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"5"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-4505637833073161102"},"published":{"$t":"2008-05-25T20:37:00.003+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-05-25T20:42:18.351+03:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"NU MAI STIU...."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"intri zilnic pe blog, in speranta ca'mi va veni vreo idee...sau stiu eu..ceva.. :) cu care sa'ti atrag atentia :) dar nimic...probabil din cauza oboselii..probabil din cauza montoniei de care am parte in ultima vreme...probabil din cauza vremii ..care ma deprima... pfff ...plantele vor ploaie...natura... si alea alea..eu sunt om! nu'mi place cand ploua... ciudat a.. ? eu daca stau in ploaie posibil sa racesc...in schimb plantele nu ? hmmm \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOricum...sa va zic ceva!\u003cbr /\u003eDACA TU, DA! TU! asta care citesti! daca crezi ca ai putea starni curiozitatea oamenilor prin faptul ca postezi ceva aici! iti sugerez sa'mi ceri voie, si eu voi spune DA :) \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAcesta a fost felul meu de a spune ca \"CAUT COLABORATORI\"! ;)\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-4505637833073161102?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/4505637833073161102/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d4505637833073161102\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/4505637833073161102"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/4505637833073161102"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/05/nu-mai-stiu.html","title":"NU MAI STIU...."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-6155612107167096625"},"published":{"$t":"2008-05-11T23:00:00.004+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-05-11T23:15:37.629+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"di' pi' net"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"History of fuck"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\"FUCK\"...probabil ca este cel mai folosti cuvant din lume, indiferent de contextul in care este folosit...sau indiferent dak tara din care provii are in vocabular acest cuvant! Oricum cercetand cu atentie pe internet am gasit doua teorii.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e1.Cica in Anglia medievala era interzis pentru cupluri sa faca sex fara aprobarea regelui. Cand un cuplu vroia copii trebuia sa ceara o aprobare scrisa de la rege si primea o placa pe care o puneau in fata casei pe care scria \"Fornication Under Consent of the King\" (F.U.C.K.), venea dracu' \"testa\" calitatea nevestei tale (stiti voi ce vreau sa zic, daca nu..cautati si voi pe net) in final aveai voie si tu sa'ti intemeiezi o familie completa. Eu totusi ma intreb....dar fiind faptul ca pe vremea aceea nu erau prezervative...cati din copii Angliei erau ai regelui ? Oare sunt singurul care s'a gandit la asta ? HOPE NOT!!!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSi 2 care cred eu ca e mai putin plauzibila... ei spun ca cuvantul \"FUCK\" vine din germana respectiv de la cuvantul \"Frichen\" care inseamna \"a lovi, a izbi, a trasni\"...oricum vedeti clipul de mai jos ptr mai multe detalii!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cobject width\u003d\"425\" height\u003d\"373\"\u003e\u003cparam name\u003d\"movie\" value\u003d\"http://www.youtube.com/v/yPlfDIcjrVI\u0026hl\u003den\u0026color1\u003d0x5d1719\u0026color2\u003d0xcd311b\u0026border\u003d1\"\u003e\u003c/param\u003e\u003cparam name\u003d\"wmode\" value\u003d\"transparent\"\u003e\u003c/param\u003e\u003cembed src\u003d\"http://www.youtube.com/v/yPlfDIcjrVI\u0026hl\u003den\u0026color1\u003d0x5d1719\u0026color2\u003d0xcd311b\u0026border\u003d1\" type\u003d\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode\u003d\"transparent\" width\u003d\"425\" height\u003d\"373\"\u003e\u003c/embed\u003e\u003c/object\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-6155612107167096625?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/6155612107167096625/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d6155612107167096625\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6155612107167096625"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6155612107167096625"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/05/history-of-fuck.html","title":"History of fuck"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-3372186038553623213"},"published":{"$t":"2008-05-07T00:01:00.003+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-05-07T00:14:04.227+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"c'asa zic io"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Tipuri de profi, profesoare..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Prin scolile romanesti licee, colegii FACULTATI and so on.. se afla mai multe \"modele\" de profesori...\u003cbr /\u003eSi cum ar fii:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care impune respect prin tinuta…mereu la costum, cu diplomat  \u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care atunci cand nu are chef de ora sau e in incurcatura, incepe sa spuna bancuri si da senzatia elevilor ca le'a facut o imensa favoare si le reproseaza asta 1 an de zile \u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul (cel mai adesea profesoara) instabil…azi e vesel, maine umple catalogul de 2…dupa care \"puteti pleca acasa dar in liniste sa nu va vada directorul\" \u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care ii barfeste mereu pe ceilalti profesori \u003cbr /\u003e-  misogin \u003cbr /\u003e- politician \u003cbr /\u003e- care vorbeste mereu cu \"dumneavoastra\" - \u003cbr /\u003e- profesoara frustrata si nemaritata care ii favorizeaza mereu pe baieti…mda…ce sa zic \u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care stie una si veche, iar cand e pus in incurcatura pretinde respect si tacere \u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul cool…care sta cocotat pe catedra…aici sunt doua variante:\u003cbr /\u003e   - profa de engleza-franceza sau alte limbi de la care 90% din elevi nu invata nimic\u003cbr /\u003e   - profii sau asistentii universitari de la care studentii chiar invata!!!(sau nu) :))\u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care se da cool…si scoate numai glume penibile…la care daca nu razi esti impertinent\u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul violent \u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care iti pune 2 si apoi te da afara pentru ca ai fost obraznic (si absenta si 2 ? doar ca esti mult prea tanar si nu poti comenta)\u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul in curs de imbogatire, care se plange mereu de salariul sau…si saliveaza dupa meditatii (daca esti pe clasa a 12a stii la ce ma refer)\u003cbr /\u003e- profesorul care nu are niciodata pix sau stilou\u003cbr /\u003e- era sa uit!!! \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;\"\u003eprofesorul betiv!!!\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003eIn ce masura influenteaza un profesor comportamentul si viitorul unui elev…este o intrebare ce nu poate primi un raspuns obiectiv.\u003cbr /\u003eCert este faptul ca mentalitatea romanilor impune un respect fara margini fata de profesor si scoala. Parintii isi invata copiii sa fie respectuosi si sa isi ia ca model profesorii. De cate ori nu ati fost nedreptatiti si parintii au trecut cu vederea, doar pentru a nu se pune rau cu cadrul didactic? O fi bine…o fi rau? Daca stau si ma gandesc, pot numara pe degete profesorii\u003cbr /\u003ecare mi'au castigat respectul pana astazi…si pe alte degete profesorii de care imi amintesc fie cu sila ... la modul \"da sa vezi cum era ala de mate\"!\u003cbr /\u003eNu este usor sa fii profesor, insa este usor sa iti castigi salariul pretinzand ca esti profesor. In scolile sau liceele de provincie cel putin,\u003cbr /\u003eo diploma de profil te aseaza iremediabil la catedra.\u003cbr /\u003ePentru mine,  cele mai importante calitati ale unui profesor sunt: coerenta, constanta si cultura generala. In orice ordine…toate sunt obligatorii. AAAA da cred ca si empatia \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAs putea da' exemple de profesori care s'ar afla in criteriile enumarate mai sus...but who know's ...poate imi citesc si ei blogul (sanse care tind spre -(minus)infint, se aude doamna Mihoc?\" si mai trec eu de examene .... prin anul III dak castig la LOTO si imi permit sa platesc shpaga...ca train in Romania si inca spaga are o mare putere de convingere :)\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-3372186038553623213?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/3372186038553623213/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d3372186038553623213\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/3372186038553623213"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/3372186038553623213"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/05/tipuri-de-profi-profesoare.html","title":"Tipuri de profi, profesoare..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-2105845839706261348"},"published":{"$t":"2008-05-05T18:23:00.004+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-05-05T18:33:12.172+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"c'asa zic io"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"alegeri..decizii..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Se spune ca exista cateva sanse mari pe care viata le ofera unui om, e ca si cum ai fi în gara si te urci intr-un tren stiut numai de tine. Bineinteles, nu te urci mereu si cateodata in afara de faptul ca alegi momentul, te mai alege si el pe tine.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTotusi, ce se intampla cand pierzi un astfel de tren? In mare parte tine de diverse perioade ale vietii: pragul adolescentei cu examenele de bacalauareat, cele de la facultate sau prima oferta consistenta dupa incheierea socoltelilor cu bancile scolii si contactul cu viata dura (sau nu) de afara.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eGarnitura de tren poate avea mai multe culori si mai multe vagoane, depinde doar de tine ce loc vei alege: oamenii care te vor inconjura si vor da sens existentei tale, ofertele tentante care te vor face sa cumperi bilet numai la buisiness class sau acel partener(a) care taxeaza biletul si odata cu el ar vrea sa te tina în vagon pentru totdeauna.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eToate aceste optiuni presupun curajul alegerii si o anumita doza de nebunie altfel te scufunzi in conformism si te'ntrebi cum ar fi fost daca… sau astepti urmatorul tren, in speranta ca poate va fi un \"Rapid\" spre fericire.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOare exista varianta ca trenul pierdut sa nu fie al tau sau pe masura ce trec anii iti dai seama ce ar fi trebuit sa faci si nu ai luat in considerare?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAlegerile presupun o anumita maturitate si hotarare, altfel indeciziile vor deveni singurele certitudini pe care le vei avea de aceea în momentul in care te vei intalni cu ocazia vei sti ca este a ta.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-2105845839706261348?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/2105845839706261348/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d2105845839706261348\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/2105845839706261348"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/2105845839706261348"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/05/se-spune-ca-exista-cateva-sanse-mari-pe.html","title":"alegeri..decizii..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-9111868203592855226"},"published":{"$t":"2008-04-23T01:00:00.002+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-04-23T01:05:44.044+03:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"aiurea"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Nu'i asa ?"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Nu'i asa ca e ciudat caand realizezi ca oameni ce odata faceau parte din viata ta de zi cu zi ajung niste complet straini? Nu-i asa ca e ciudat cand ii întalnesti peste ani, sa le stii fiecare rid de pe fata, fiecare strălucire a ochilor, fiecare grimasă a fetei si totusi per ansamblu sa ai impresia ca nu i'ai mai văzut niciodată pana atunci?\u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e    Nu'i aaa ca e ciudat sa revezi locuri atat de bine stiute si totusi sa'ti fie necunoscute? Sa trezesti amintiri fierbinti sau dureroase dar să nu fii capabil a le plasa acolo cu ochii deschisi?\u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e    Nu'i asa că e ciudat sa vorbesti cu oamenii dupamult timp si ss realizezi ca vietile lor au continuat si fara tine? Ca au crescut, ca s'au schimbat, că au evoluat pana la stadiul in care ti'au devenit straini in vorbe, gandire si principii?\u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e    Nu'i asa ca e ciudat cand realizezi ca timpul isi lasa amprenta peste tot ce inseamnă realitate si n'ai nici o putere in fata lui?\u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e    Mi'as pierde prea multă energie incercând sa inţeleg... cred ca intre timp a'ncetat sa'mi pese. \u003cbr /\u003eSi totusi, Nu'i asa ?\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-9111868203592855226?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/9111868203592855226/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d9111868203592855226\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/9111868203592855226"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/9111868203592855226"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/04/nui-asa.html","title":"Nu'i asa ?"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-1084747152072754305"},"published":{"$t":"2008-04-18T17:27:00.002+03:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-04-18T17:28:19.354+03:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Restart"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Blogul tocmai a suferit un \"restart\". New look, new design, new ideas. Everything's new!\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-1084747152072754305?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/1084747152072754305/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d1084747152072754305\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1084747152072754305"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1084747152072754305"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/04/restart.html","title":"Restart"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-2661349477398782602"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-19T15:28:00.004+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-19T15:44:58.088+02:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"ironic"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Ironia invatamantului..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Toata harababura asta cu invatamanul nu mai este deloc ca si pe vremuri... pe vremuri... faceai o scoala doar ca sa devii superior vecinilor tai care faceau doar 4 clase, suficient cat sa invete sa'si numere oile, sa citeasca o amenda si sa stie cat rest ar trebui sa primeasca de la magazin. Atunci faceai 4 clase si te apucai de \"afaceri\", comercializarea de animale sau produse animale ... acum nu mai tzine ptr ca si animalele au drepturi.. trebuie sa ai studii superioare, \"sa cunosti drepturile animalelor ca se le poti comercializa\" cu siguranta dak ai o vaca minora va trebuie sa o ingrijesti pana devine majora dupa care sa o trimiti la produs :). Sa revenim! Multi dintre studentii din ziua de azi platesc ptr a face o facultate, unii ptr ca spera la un viitor mai bun si in speranta ca vor avea o viata mai buna de cat au avut bunicii sau parintii lor, sau unii ptr gura parintilor (aici intra clasa aceea de oameni, care dupa ce termina facultatea ajung vanzatori in magazin) asta ptr ca nu si'au dat deloc interesul. Si cu toate astea in perioada studentiei multi bani se duc pe invatat, manuale, transport, camine, mancare...si astea toate pentru ce ? ptr a imbogatii curul unui comunist care pe vremuri avea un grajd si vindea oi..si a facut avere din vandutul oilor, dupa care a angajat \"fraieri\" care au invatat o viata sa'l faca si mai bogat(exemplu, x'ulescu are o clinica, dar el de fapt nu stie sa'si prinda un plasture pe deget..dupa ce s'a taiat incercand sa taie paine, dar totusi are clinica ptr ca a angajat oameni care au invatat si acestia il fac bogat). Unii dintre suntem constienti de asta...altii NU si cu toate astea NU avem de ales...trebuie sa mergem inainte. Si totusi e ironic, asa ?\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-2661349477398782602?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/2661349477398782602/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d2661349477398782602\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/2661349477398782602"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/2661349477398782602"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/ironia-invatamantului.html","title":"Ironia invatamantului..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-2436966910100529124"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-15T13:42:00.003+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-15T13:51:10.424+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Leapsa :\u003e"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"1. Pune'ti Mp3 playerul sau Winampul pe shuffle!\u003cbr /\u003e2. Apas forward ptr fiecare intrebare!\u003cbr /\u003e3. Foloseste titlul melodiei ca si raspuns ptr fiecare intrebare\u003cbr /\u003e4. Posteaza comentul si mai zii la niste prietni :)\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cb\u003e1.Cum te simti azi?\u003cbr /\u003e2.Vei ajunge departe in viata?\u003cbr /\u003e3.Cum te vad prietenii tai?\u003cbr /\u003e4.Te vei casatori vreodata?\u003cbr /\u003e5.Care e tema preferata a celui mai bun prieten?\u003cbr /\u003e6.Care e povestea vietii tale?\u003cbr /\u003e7.Cum era in liceu?\u003cbr /\u003e8.Cum poti avansa în viată?\u003cbr /\u003e9.Care e cel mai fain lucru la prietenii tai?\u003cbr /\u003e10.Ce se preconizeaza pentru weekend?\u003cbr /\u003e11.Ce cantec te descrie cel mai bine?\u003cbr /\u003e12.Dar pe bunicii tăi?\u003cbr /\u003e13.Cum iti merge în viaa?\u003cbr /\u003e14.Ce melodie îti va canta la inmormantare?\u003cbr /\u003e15.Cum te vede restul lumii?\u003cbr /\u003e16.Vei avea o viata fericita?\u003cbr /\u003e17.Ce cred prietenii cu adevarat despre tine?\u003cbr /\u003e18.Sunt persoane care te doresc în secret?\u003cbr /\u003e19.Cum sa ma fericesc singur?\u003cbr /\u003e20.Ce ar trebui sa faci cu viata ta?\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003elooool :)))\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e1. Lostprophets - Ride\u003cbr /\u003e2. Eftimie - No side effect :))\u003cbr /\u003e3. Puya - Nu renuntam la nimic\u003cbr /\u003e4. La familia - Atat de greu\u003cbr /\u003e5. Akon - Smack that :))\u003cbr /\u003e6. ohh daaa Pacha Man - Crazzzzzyyyy\u003cbr /\u003e7. Parazitii - Prieteni\u003cbr /\u003e8. Yung Doe Dev - I like yo' Style\u003cbr /\u003e9. Andra - Baietii si fetlee\u003cbr /\u003e10. Eminem - Time of my life\u003cbr /\u003e11. Alexandra Ungureanu - Make this love come true\u003cbr /\u003e12. Dj Goon - Esa Boca Linda (modern buni) :\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e13. 2Pac - homeboys\u003cbr /\u003e14. Sexxy - E treaba mea \"LoOl\"\u003cbr /\u003e15. Global deejays - What a feeling\u003cbr /\u003e16. Chayanne - Yo te amo\u003cbr /\u003e17. Sisy si Puya - Dependent\u003cbr /\u003e18. Dj project - Daca tu ai vrea\u003cbr /\u003e19. Parazitii - Te sparg la b***\u003cbr /\u003e20. Anda Adam - Ragga Stylee\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-2436966910100529124?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/2436966910100529124/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d2436966910100529124\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/2436966910100529124"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/2436966910100529124"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/leapsa.html","title":"Leapsa :\u003e"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-9047087375909916300"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-15T03:13:00.003+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-15T03:27:11.886+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Viata, o imensa piata...."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Revelatie de dimineata :))\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSunt si eu om, traiesc intr'o comunitate...socializez...si fac multe alte lucruri...peste toate astea de fapt imi dau seama ca totul este o piata..si ca totul este de fapt de vanzare. Si acum voi va intrebati, cum asa ?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSa ne gandim la marea problema a omului, oricare ar fii el...omul de rand sau marele multibilionar...BANUL!! Banul este acea kestie care ne guverneaza etica, moralul...tot ce facem, facem ca sa avem bani. Cum? Vindeeemmm... si imi dau seama ca ne pricepem de minune. Ce vindem? TOT!! Cum ?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eEsti angajat al unei firme, automat vinzi forta de munca. Firma vinde... x produse...\u003cbr /\u003eMassMedia, vinde informatii, Televiziunea, mai multe informatii + culoare, Publicitatea  -imagine, si as putea continua la nesfarsit...\u003cbr /\u003eVeti zice... ohh da...pai stii azi mergeam prin centru si la coltul x era un cersetor... din punctul meu de vedere si ala vinde din timpul sau, ptr ca TU poate NU dar altii au pus ceva in cutia de carton sau sapca acestuia asa ca o paranteza \"urasc cersetorii in stare de functionare\" adica aia care nu's handicapati si doar pretind ca's handicapati ...ca ar putea face altceva mai interesant cu timpul lor.. cum ar fii sa'si caute de LUCRU!!! dar e mai usor sa'ti pierzi demnitatea umana la colt. sa revenim :\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eprobabil ve'ti mai zice ...stii am vazut aseara o  emisiune la TV \"surprize'n prize\" care oferea cadouri si premii si lucruri gratis, dar niciodata nu ati vazut in emisiunea respectiva oferinduse cadouri fara ca sa NU se fii amintit de vreo x firma sua Y persoana. Si dak veti sta putin sa meditati cum faceam eu cu 5-10minute in pauza de tzigara de pe holul caminului 16 imi veti da' dreptate, DAK NU baga la comenturi un arguement CONTRA si eu am sa vin cu un argument contra argumentului tau contra. opa ca ma fac contrariat :)))\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAsa ca ia viata asa cum este, fii un visator dar ai grija sa nu devii NAIV!\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-9047087375909916300?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/9047087375909916300/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d9047087375909916300\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"4 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nervos!!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"poi urasc tastatura de \"LacToc\" versiunea \"cioban\" ptr laptop...notebook.....cum vreti...eu detin unitate Desktop, cioban version...dela cu unitate centrala..si monitor dela burtos si in special tastura Qwerty, aaaa da Qwerty a fost acel smecheras care a inventat tastutra si dak nu stiai sau nu ai sesizat deja dak citesti de la litera Q spre dreapta scrie QWERTY cu litere mari:))) si eu ma pricep de minute sa tastez de la qwerty asta, dar in noaptea asta... ma relaxez si eu stand in pat pe Lactoc...si ma chinui sa scriu si....tocmai imi dau seama ca am un tic cu punctele de suspensie....siii ma enervez si mai tare ...asa ca ma gandesc sa apas pe publicare postare:)))\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-7006709581024902145?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' 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nervos!!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-5159476062686372233"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-14T12:01:00.009+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-14T12:25:19.193+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Posta asta numita mail.."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"cam ~95% dintre persoanale care folosesc internetul au si o casuta de mail inregistrata pe la ceva domenii, din astia 95% ...~30% au casuta de email care nu este gratuita, restul printre care ma numar si eu, mergem pe cele free, desi ne supara spamul ...dar eehh..daka pana si Posta Ramana face spam... astia pi' internet de ce n'ar face...a da Posta Roamana face spam, ganditita cate reviste cu Metro, Carefour, si alte supermarketuri ca umpla cutiuta postala din scara bloculu... eu stau la casa... in cazul meu nici nu se mai ostenesc sa puna respectiva revista in posta, si pur si simplu o arunca in curte, si asta se intampla si cu facturile de la electricitate, telefoane si alea alea...\u003cbr /\u003eOricum sa revenim la casuta de e-mail!\u003cbr /\u003eTu cand ai primit si cand ai trimis primul mail!?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ccenter\u003eeu am primit primul mail in...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cimg alt\u003d'inbox' height\u003d'40' id\u003d'Image1_img' src\u003d'http://overdose.btn.ro/blog2/imgs/inbox.JPG' width\u003d'400'/\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cbr /\u003esi am trimis primul mail in...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cimg alt\u003d'sent' height\u003d'40' id\u003d'Image1_img' src\u003d'http://overdose.btn.ro/blog2/imgs/sent.JPG' width\u003d'400'/\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTu cand ai trimis si cand ai primit primul E-Mail :)) ????\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-5159476062686372233?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/5159476062686372233/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d5159476062686372233\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"1 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mail.."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-6019283886678677744"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-10T11:55:00.005+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-10T12:03:55.025+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Daca cumva te'ai gandit sa..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"iti incarci cartela orange fara sa platesti si sa incerci coduri aleatorii de incarcare, atunci afla ca\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003esunt 22.876.792.454.961 de variante. (9 la a 14'a)\u003cbr /\u003eluand un nr de 3 milioane de cartelisti orange si o reincarcare medie la fiecare 30 de zile, ne da ca maxim 100.000 de cartelisti isi incarca intr'o zi. Asta e numarul maxim la care poti spera . Prin urmare probabilitatea sa nimeresti un numar este de maxim 0,000000001 (calculata la rata de 100.000), ceea ce inseamna ca ar trebui sa incerci de 100 de milioane de ori\u003cbr /\u003edat fiind numarul de 14 cifre am socotit ca iti trebuie in medie 10 secunde sa tastezi numarul, adik iti trebuie 1 miliard de secunde ca sa le tastezi pe toate (asta dak nu dormi deloc)\u003cbr /\u003easta inseamna 17 milioane de minute sau ~277.777 de mii de ore, adik 11.574 de zile.\u003cbr /\u003eIn ansamblu inseamna 31 de ani (daca nu dormi), si 62 de ani daca te odihnesti 12 ore pe zi.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eP.S. ~la a 10.000 incercare nimeresti un cod bun , adik dupa 100.000 secunde, adik dupa ~1650 ore, adik dupa ~69 zile adik dupa ~2 luni si ceva si asta iarasi...dak nu dormi :))\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eCe zici mai ai chef sa te tragi pe cur la 20ron si 5min din timpul tau ptr a ajunge pana la chioscul de la colt si a'ti cumaprata o cartela de reincarcare ?\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-6019283886678677744?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/6019283886678677744/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d6019283886678677744\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"2 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6019283886678677744"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/6019283886678677744"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/daca-cumva-teai-gandit-sa_10.html","title":"Daca cumva te'ai gandit sa..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-3168064715165878444"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-05T11:41:00.000+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-05T11:42:23.656+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Comanda Pizza in 2008"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Este putin cam lung, dar poate o sa vii se para amuzant :))\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eCeea ce urmeaza este atat de aproape de realitatea informatica incat nu stiu daca trebuie sa ne amuzam sau sa ne speriem.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Alo, buna ziua, doresc sa comand doua pizze.\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Multumim ca ati sunat la Pizza Hut.Puteti sa-mi dati numarul dvs. de identitate (NIDN - national ID number), domnule ?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul -- Numarul meu de identitate nationala...da, un moment. 6102049998-45-54610.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Multumesc, dle X. Vad ca locuiti la1742Meadowland Drive si aveti tel. 494-2366. Telefonul dvs. de la serviciu la Lincoln Insurance este 745-2302 iar numarul de celular este 266-2566. Adresa de e-mail este xson123@home.net. Corect?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Mmda.. Da' de unde aveti toate informatiile mele?\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Suntem legati, ca orice companie, de HSS.\u003cbr /\u003eClientul -- HSS, ce dracovenie mai este si asta?\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Suntem legati electronic de Homeland Security System, domnule.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul -- (oftand) Asta e. Vreau sa comand doua pizza, Specialul All-Meat.\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Nu cred ca este o idee prea buna, domnule.\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Cum adica? Este vreo problema cu pizza cu carne?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Domnule, analizele dvs. medicale arata ca aveti tensiunea arteriala crescuta si un colesterol destul de mare. Conform dosarului medical, compania de asigurari nu va permite alegerea pizzei cu carne.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Ceee ? . Si atunci ce-mi recomanzi?\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Ati putea incerca Pizza cu Soia care are procentul de grasimi foarte scazut.Ar trebui sa va placa.\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Ce te face sa crezi ca o sa-mi placa?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Ei bine, vad aici pe monitor ca saptamana trecuta ati fost la biblioteca si ati citit o carte de Retete Culinare cu Soia.\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Bine, bine. Da-mi atunci doua pizza marime pentru familie.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Da, marimea este potrivita pt. dvs., sotie si cei patru copii, iar ceea ce ramane puteti sa dati celor doi caini. Totalul dvs. este $49.99.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - (strigand in casa) Nevasta, adu-mi te rog credit cardul!\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Imi pare rau domnule, dar trebuie sa platiti cash. Credit cardul dvs. este blocat pentru depasirea limitei.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Dau o fuga la o masina ATM si voi scoate niste bani inainte sa ajunga pizza la mine la usa .\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Imi pare rau domnule, dar nici asta nu va fi posibil.Vad aici ca nu aveti nici un ban in contul dvs.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Da . bine, n-are nimic. Trimite pizzele si gasesc eu niste bani in casa pana ajunge. In cat timp imi vine pizza?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Suntem putin in intarziere, as zice cam 45 de minute.Daca va grabiti, puteti veni dvs pana aici sa ridicati personal comanda, dupa ce faceti rost de bani. Pe de alta parte, este putin mai jenant sa carati pizza pe motocicleta.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Da de unde stii ca merg cu motocicleta?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Pai scrie aici la informatii despre vehicol. Ati avut o masina care vi-a fost luata de compania de imprumut pentru ca nu ati platit la timp. Alaturi scrie ca Harley-ul dvs. este cu plata la zi si in plus i-ati umplut aseara rezervorul cu benzina.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul -- Fu (beep)...\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - V-as sfatui sa fiti atent cu vocabularul ca sa nu o patiti din nou. Vad ca ati fost arestat pentru ca ati injurat un politist, apoi judecatorul cu care v-ati certat v-a dat 90 zile de puscarie.Vad ca de-abia v-ati intors in societate de cateva zile si asta este prima pizza pe care o comandati.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eClientul -- . (fara cuvinte)\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Mai doriti altceva, domnule?\u003cbr /\u003eClientul - Da, am un cupon pentru o sticla de 2 litri de Cola, gratis.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eTelefonista - Imi pare rau, dar trebuie sa cititi mai bine. Pe cupon si in reclama noastra scrie ca persoanele care sufera de diabet nu se califica pentru oferta noastra gratuita. Noua Constitutie nu ne permite.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-3168064715165878444?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/3168064715165878444/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d3168064715165878444\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/3168064715165878444"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/3168064715165878444"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/comanda-pizza-in-2008.html","title":"Comanda Pizza in 2008"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-8641512716244257234"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-03T19:35:00.003+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-03T19:52:49.802+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Stiati ca ? Femeili si barbatii..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"- Femeile rostesc 8.000 - 9.000 de cuvinte pe zi, iar un barbat obisnuit între 2.000 si 4.000 de cuvinte pe zi. Deci femeile vorbesc de doua-trei ori mai mult decât barbatii. Diferenta se vede la cupluri seara, cand se asează la masa, pentru ca, in mod normal, el si-a terminat cele 4.000 de cuvinte, nu mai are nimc de zis la sfarsitul zilei, dar s-ar putea ca ea sa mai aiba de spus vreo 4.000-5.000 de cuvinte.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e- Sansele ca \"el\" sa devina campion mondial la sah sunt de 100 de ori mai mari decat in cazul \"ei\". :)))\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e- Sansele ca o femeie sa accepte sa participe la o partida de sex in grup sunt cu 92% mai mici decat in cazul barbatilor\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eReveniti ptr editia urmatoare :)\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eP.S. Intentionat am scris titlul gresit! :) sau mi'o fost lene sa corectez ...ceva de genu :\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-8641512716244257234?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/8641512716244257234/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d8641512716244257234\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/8641512716244257234"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/8641512716244257234"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/stiati-ca-femeili-si-barbatii.html","title":"Stiati ca ? Femeili si barbatii..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-1107373601723630677"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-03T19:24:00.001+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-03T19:26:54.751+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Despre Martisor :)"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Traditia martisorului este o mostenire de la stramosii nostrii romani. Cuvantul \"martisor\" are origini latine si este numele popular al lunii martie. \u003cbr /\u003eAcest stravechi obicei al primaverii este specific poporului roman si isi are originea in credintele si practicile agrare. Sarbatoarea lui are loc in prima zi a lui martie, considerata ca prima luna a primaverii. La Roma, inceputul anului nou se sarbatorea la 1 martie, luna care purta numele zeului Marte, ocrotitor al campului si al turmelor, zeu care personifica renasterea naturii. \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eLa vechii traci aceleasi atribute le avea zeul Marsyas Silen, considerat inventatorul fluierului, cultul sau fiind legat de glia materna si de vegetatie. Lui ii erau consacrate sarbatorile primaverii, ale florilor si fecunditatii naturii. \u003cbr /\u003eIn multe sapaturi arheologice din Romania s-au gasit martisoare cu o vechime mai mare de opt mii de ani. Sub forma unor mici pietre de rau vopsite in alb si rosu, ele erau insirate pe ata si se purtau la gat. Culoarea rosie, data de foc, sange si soare, era atribuita vietii, deci femeii. In schimb, culoarea alba, conferita de limpezimea apelor, de albul norilor era specifica intelepciunii barbatului. De altfel snurul martisorului exprima impletirea inseparabila a celor doua principii ca o permanenta miscare a materiei. El semnifica schimbul de forte vitale care dau nastere viului, necurmatul ciclu al naturii. Culorile alb si rosu au ramas pana in zilele noastre ca simbol al sexelor, ele fiind regasite si la bradul de nunta si inmormantare.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eCand venea primavara, oamenii obisnuiau sa lege de copacii funii albe si rosii, cu scopul de a alunga duhurile rele. Aceasta masura de precautie era luata pentru a preintampina orice fel de posibil dezastru care s-ar fi putut abate asupra florilor copacilor si i-ar fi putut impiedica sa rodeasca.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e In zilele noastre, martisorul este un simbol al primaverii care va sa vina, iar realizarea lui a devenit o adevarata opera de arta. Oamenii ofera cu multa placere de 1 Martie martisoare celor pe care ii iubesc, ca simbol al admiratiei lor, ca respect si stima speciala pentru doamne si domnisoare.\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-1107373601723630677?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/1107373601723630677/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d1107373601723630677\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1107373601723630677"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/1107373601723630677"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/despre-martisor.html","title":"Despre Martisor :)"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4701468612308252160.post-8344355185365417657"},"published":{"$t":"2008-03-03T00:36:00.003+02:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-03-03T00:38:19.850+02:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":""},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"Mda... dupa multe si foarte variate templaturi ptr bloguri care s'au afisat pe aici, intr'un final m'am decis. ASTA care este acuma sa ramana si template'ul de baza. In curand vor aparea si kestiile interesante pe acest blog. hihi :\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4701468612308252160-8344355185365417657?l\u003dblogu-negru.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/feeds/8344355185365417657/comments/default","title":"Postare comentarii"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID\u003d4701468612308252160\u0026postID\u003d8344355185365417657\u0026isPopup\u003dtrue","title":"0 comentarii"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/8344355185365417657"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4701468612308252160/posts/default/8344355185365417657"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogu-negru.blogspot.com/2008/03/mda.html","title":""}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Sergiu"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/01555994437628477879"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"02763839526636103283"}}],"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}}]}});